Let's wrap it up!

Well, Freaks, it's almost time to break out your party hats and noisemakers for the end of another year, can you believe it? And what would the turning of the calendar be without a little snarky reflection on the year that was?


Best and Worst of 2011 TV

Best

Sitcom Glory

Sitcoms are my favorite. Really. I would prefer a good sitcom over a great drama, no matter how exciting or well done it is.

Screw you and your judgement, I just want to laugh.

So, thanks, TV, for giving me such awesomeness as Modern Family, Community, Happy Endings, Parks and Recreation, Cougar Town, 30 Rock, New Girl, Raising Hope, Up All Night, Suburgatory, and How I Met Your Mother. Really.

We won't talk about this.

Chuck

Thanks, NBC, for giving one of my favorite shows a chance to wrap everything up before you kick it off the air. I really am going to miss this sweet, funny show, and getting to watch the adorable Zach Levi every week, but it's really nice to know I'll get to have a happy ending. And really, it's not like you didn't have room on the schedule....

Yep,

there's

room!

Justified

Is the best show on TV. Plus, and I mean this as a sincere and dedicated TV blogger, Timothy Olyphant is hot.

Yep.

Game of Thrones

An ambitious, ballsy epic for even the legendarily spend-happy HBO, Game could have been a complete disaster. It's a complicated book series with heavy mythology and a million characters, and it would have been really easy to screw it up. Luckily, they didn't, and instead made a season-long fantasy adventure movie, full of great acting and even more great reasons to have an HDTV.

Plus, how cute are baby dragons?

Terry O'Quinn

This is random, but I really love Terry O'Quinn, and I'm really glad they decided to keep him around on Hawaii Five-0. The show needed his gravitas, his badassery, and his twinkly-eyed grin to make it one of the most enjoyable procedurals on TV.

Hello, I'll try not to kill you in a submarine this time.

Castle

It's not the most enjoyable, however; that award goes to the always-entertaining Castle, who makes me happy by bringing Nathan Fillion into my living room every week.

He rollerbladed into my heart. 

The Vampire Diaries

The most fun crazy drama on TV, these vamps keep me entertained by keeping the action fast-paced and surprising. The show is even more fun now that Paul Wesley gets to have as much fun playing baddie Stefan as Ian Somerhalder has been with Damon, and I'm looking forward to the show's return in January.

Just in time for the Plantation Fish Fry and Limbo Contest! 

USA Shows

Psych is the only show on TV I watch live. I like it so much, I'll sit through commericals. The network just makes consistently fun, flashy, enjoyable shows with characters we feel like we know. Also...

TV Freak's most used picture of the year! 

Way to Bring it, Cable!

Where the networks have mostly fallen short, cable and pay-cable stations have stepped up in a big way, producing not only several of the shows I've already mentioned, but fantastic fare like Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Boss, Boardwalk Empire, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Homeland, Shameless, The Big C, and Dexter.

TBS, however, needs to go back to reruns. 

Joe Manganiello

Worst

Glee

Glee lost it this year for me. While there have still been a few enjoyable moments and I adore Darren Criss, I'm really, really sick of the same plot lines, the shoehorned-in songs, and Lea Michelle's face.

That's the one, stop doing that. 

Pan Am

This was the biggest disappointment of the fall season for me. With West Wing pedigree, good acting, and a big flashy budget, this retro show should have been one of my favorite new shows this year. While I liked it perfectly fine, it never became the show I was hoping it would, and I won't be sorry when it disappears from the schedule.

I think I'll miss you most of all, Anime Ricci!

Charlie's Angels

Terrible. Just really, really bad.

Somebody deserves a junk punch. 

TV Land

Getting into the cable original programming game was clearly smart for TV Land, since their new sitcoms have done well, but god, I hate them for it. They're taking actors I like and putting them in pedestrian sitcom crap, and people seem to think it's fantastic. What's wrong with those people? Hot in Cleveland is terrible, and don't get me wrong, I heart Betty White, but she took all kinds of awards away from people who actually deserved them by playing....Betty White.

Betty White stole my nomination!

The He-Man-Woman-Haters-Sitcom-Club

While I'm on horrible sitcoms, let me momentarily rail against the crop of "hilarious" shows with plot lines that revolve around the most overused of stand up cliches, "Men and Women are different!" Look, Tim Allen, maybe it was funny fifteen years ago, but it's not now. We're over it. We've moved on to bigger, better, smarter comedy. Please come along for the ride.

Spoiler alert! This will make the 2012  list. 

Bones

It happened so fast, Freaks. It's impressive, almost, that a show could, in the blink of an eye, go from being one of my absolute favorites (like, of TV ever) to just...a nice procedural. Fine, I'll watch it, and I do, but I don't care anymore. There's nothing that pisses me off more as a TV viewer than having my intelligence insulted. You know what, writers, I've watched this show for years. Yes, I love the will-they-won't-they between Booth and Bones, but for you to think that you can somehow skip the "danger zone" of getting them together by completely bypassing it and jumping straight into having a baby makes me insane. How is that any better? Now I just feel like I missed a season, and I'm a hell of a lot more likely to stop watching because I feel like I got gypped.

You stole my happy, you bastard. 

They Cancelled Mr. Sunshine

I know I was the only one watching, but I really liked this show. And I love Alison Janney and Matthew Perry, and I am really sad I don't get to watch them every week.

I miss you, Chandler. 

No Emmy for Steve Carell

Wrong. It's just wrong that he never got an Emmy for playing Michael Scott. I maintain they should have given it to him just for being able to read the scrip for "Scott's Tots" without his brain exploding.

If only frat boys gave out Emmys! 

NBC

I'm going to keep picking on you, NBC, until you get your act together. In this year, you have given us Outsourced, The Paul Reiser Show, Prime Suspect, Free Agents, The Playboy Club, Perfect Couples, and Whitney. Shame on you. Seriously, what's going on at the peacock? Of all the new stuff you've done in the last year, only Up All Night is any good, and you would have had to really tried to screw that up with the excellent cast. Learn who you are, NBC, and stop trying so hard. And while we're at it...

More of this!!!

Whitney Cummings

Stop letting this woman make TV. I'm talking to you too, CBS. Stop it, all of you.

No more. 

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